This is the most awkward gravestone. Due to the downturn in the economy and the increased competition by FIOS and Satellite television, his family couldn't afford all of the words. A last minute decision resulted in the removal of "GUY". And despite the lawsuit (Mrs. Cable Guy vs. Association for Mole Protection*) that mandates the warning, he won't be a danger to anymole.*Thanks to my friend Daniel for raising awareness about the AMA.
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Why the "Danger?" I've heard a high percentage of Cable Guys come back as Zombies, so maybe that's it?
perhaps his last name was Danger?! Hmmmm.
Great suggestions guys! I think I was too sleep deprived to be that creative. The AMA was a weak attempt to address the Danger part, but not the why. Both of your suggestions have made this even funnier. Thanks!
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