Sunday, January 4, 2009

If I Were Actually In the Arctic, Would Anyone Notice My Deodorant?

My new deodorant is called "Arctic Breeze."  I'm not sure what the Arctic smells like, but I'm sure it's three inhabitants never thought to market the smell to Old Spice.  While I research this further, please let me know if I smell like a polar bear or, more appropriately, a muskox on a windy day.

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