Friday, June 19, 2009

Minutes from World's Most Boring Meeting

40.5 drop ceiling tiles of three different shades
1 mystery stain
4 standard fluorescent lights, 1 with a broken cover
2 sprinklers, which I prayed and prayed would go off 10 minutes into the meeting

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Is that a baby monitor in your pocket?

Is that a wireless baby monitor in your pocket or do your pants always cry like a toddler when they don't want to sleep?

Friday, June 12, 2009

Creative Playthings

In case anyone finds my phone and looks through the contacts: "Creative Playthings" is a SWINGSET MANUFACTURER. Please get your heads out of the gutter. Thank you.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009


Dear faithful readers,

Thanks so much for your patience while I put writing on hold for a few weeks as I get oriented at the new job. In the meantime, I hope you will dedicate the time that you typically spend reading my words to a new activity. This should be easy given that both only take a minute, perhaps two, of your otherwise valuable time.

If you ever thought that my writing was humorous, then you clearly haven't met or read my friend Matt who writes the Modern Day Critic at But wait! Before you go read his blog later, keep reading mine for another moment. Stay focused people!

Matt has entered a contest to name the new Stride Gum. Please help a friend and fellow blogger out by voting for his entry, Mintfinity. Please go to and vote Mintfinity. If you do, he and I will love you for Mintfinity.