Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Before Kids, I Shook My Booty And All That
My social life is so lame now that the only time I shake my booty is when I check to see if the bag is empty.
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I find humor in everyday life. This is a forum in which I hope to share this humorist's perspective on the world. It's a sandbox. Sometimes I will build a big beautiful sand-castle. And sometimes, I might just throw sand at you and hope you don't tell your mom.
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Given the current situation on the high seas, I am hereby boycotting all booty and cannon ball related snacks.
I also will not be dining at Arrby's
I am very sensitive to the situation you refer to. It doesn't help that my wife has been diagnosed with Pink Eeeeyyyyye.
arh arh arh....the bad puns. Or maybe I should say Argh, Argh, Argh!!!
further more, I think all Massachusettsians should no longer pronounce the letter "r" in their words....oh, wait
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